“Hello sir, we’ve noticed on your account that you have Time Warner cable internet service but not Time Warner digital cable television.” “Yes.”
“Have you considered upgrading?”
“No, I don’t have a TV.” “You don’t have a TV?”
“No, I threw it in the ocean.”
“Why did you do that?”
“To mess with the dolphins.”
“Well have you considered adding an additional cable phone line for only $17.99 per month?
If your house got into a fight with all the other houses on the block would it win? Does it have the character? Does it have the heart? When we are all asleep and the buildings get together and share stories about us living inside them Does your house use a funny voice to mimic the way you talk to your dog?
Does your house ever worry that you are going to leave it for some bigger better place closer to the ocean with a kitchen you can eat in and floors that look old but aren’t?
Would you tell it you were going or just up and disappear one day? Pay some men to gut it and stow its innards in a truck leave its closets full of dry cleaning hangers and pennies you couldn’t vacuum out of the carpet corners.
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When was the last time you painted your face? Not for any reason, or special day, just for fun, to look like an animal you appreciate or to give yourself a cool moustache or a teardrop, like a prisoner who has killed someone. How would your boss feel about that? He’d probably think it was awesome and give you a raise. And if he didn’t? Well, that’s not the kind of place you need to be working anyhow.